Toothpaste

It always sucks to get toothpaste on your shirt early in the morning. You have this white little spot on your shirt, and people make crude remarks at you. The when you wet your finger, and try to smear the spot out, you have only smeared around the white stain more, and now that white spot is wet. Which leads to more crude remarks.

Time

I think that time might move more quickly in my head than in other peoples. Nothing seems like just yesterday, just yesterday seems more like a week a go, and last week, might have been better off as last year. My friend has this theory that as your life goes on, time seems to move faster because one second might take up less and less of a percentage of your life. For example, when you're ten, one year constitutes as 10% of your life, whereas when your 50, one year is only a mere 2% of your life. My point is, make your seconds count, because they get shorter, and shorter, as you get older, and older.

Flipflops

Camo flipflops do not disguise you, nor do you look any cooler for wearing them. You might as well be wearing flopflips. Flipflops are ok, but sometimes it is worth the extra effort to put shoes on (maybe even socks). Also, no one like a barefoot person walking around thier house, so put something on the bottom of your feet, be it duct tape or whatever. And remember, only some people can pull off wearing flipflops, and chances are you are not one of those people, especially if you own a pair of camo flipflops. Flipflops are not meant to be comfortable, but also are not meant to skin your feet. If they have a squishy bottom, they are not flip flops, they are a squishy sole with a strap that happens to go between your toes. I could only imagine the person who would own a pair of squishy soled "flipflops" with a camo design on them.

Vocals

Vocals can make or break a song. Break more time than make. Which is really too bad because there are many good songs out there that are just horrible because of the vocals that go along with them. For example, I enjoy country music, but a lot of times the singer just sounds like a dying cow. It completely ruins the song for me. Vocals also define a bands style (mostly), which is also too bad because there are many bands out there that are excellent, all except their vocalist, which in turn, just ruins the band. Don't get me wrong there are many great vocalists out there that are a great addition to their bands (Randy Bachman, Freddie Mercury, James Brown, etc.) But vocalists should be able to change style, in order to introduce variety into their music, which just is not happening nowadays.

Whatever, man.

I don't really have anything to post about at the moment, but for some reason, some force compelled me to write something. This post does not, should not, and would not have a reason. Why not? I feel that it should not. Some people may contradict me. Whatever, man.

Sleep

I need to get back into a regular sleep pattern or camp next week is gonna suck. I know this has been happening to my friends as well, but I haven't been going to sleep until late, and if you look at the time I posted this, it was like 1:30. I probably won't fall asleep until about 3, and then I'll probably wake up sometime between 12 and 3. At camp, you have to wake up at 7 for breakfast, which will not be good if I don't start to regulate my sleep pattern. That will leave me at most 7 hours of sleep (doubtful) and the human body needs like 9 hours of sleep to be at its full potential. Aaaaaaand here comes the headache.

I hate having an awesome dream and then forgetting it. You know that your dream was awesome but you just can't place exactly what it was. I also like dreaming in different styles. Like I'm pretty sure I dreamed in a graphic novel style last night (or rather this afternoon, he he).

Cereal Etiquette

There are certain things one must do to eat cereal properly. Here is a list because I'm too lazy to write a paragraph:

1. The cereal goes into the bowl before the milk.

2. Get all of the cereal wet before eating it.

3. Use a spoon to eat all of your cereal. When it gets down to just one flake/puff/whatever, that is where the fun begins.

4. Be sure to scrape all of the extra flakes that get stuck on the side, back into the bowl so that they can be consumed.

5. After you have eaten all of the cereal, drop the spoon, and drink the milk by lifting the bowl to your face. I have witnessed someone attempting to spoon all of the milk out. It was not pretty.

6. Feel free to lick the extra sugar off of the bottom of the bowl when you are done. If someone yells at you and tells you that it is disgusting, they are just jealous that they do not have the privilege to do what you are.

Beetle VS Tank

Would you rather have:

A 4 foot tall Stag Beetle that is tame, and does whatever you want (and you can ride it, it can fly etc.)

or

An M1 A1 Abrams TANK that is hydrogen powered and has a huge lazer cannon.



Please reply with your choice, and who you think would win.

Endless Cycles

Endless cycles are an amazing thing. For the long run anyways. And I am talking about food. Like peanut butter and fluff* sandwiches. Everybody always uses more fluff than peanut butter, leaving there to be like a quarter jar of peanut butter left, but no fluff. This sucks at the moment, because you don't have enough fluff for another sandwich. But, the next time you go shopping, you buy fluff, and low and behold, a week later, you have the same problem over again, no PB and too much fluff. And we've all tried fluff sandwiches, and they're always only good about three times, until they start to make you sick. I have also heard of this happening with nachos and cheese.**

*The word fluff is one of the best words used in the English language. the word itself looks and sounds awesome.

**http://www.xkcd.com/140/

Re: Birthdays

I got the best game ever for my birthday. Lawnmower Racing Mania 2007. See, you can get awesome gifts that you don't ask for!

(By the way, if you don't believe me, look it up, its a real game)

Birthdays

I hate it when people ask you what you want for your birthday. I don't know! I mean, neither do they, but I feel almost offended that they haven't picked up on my personality at all to maybe think of what I might like.
Also, I always feel more emotional when I do get something that I did want, but didn't ask for it. The giver also feels better because they know that they have made someone happy and that they know someone well enough to get them what they wanted. Though, there are also the disappointments of not getting what you want, but you can suck it up. Plus, if you did ask for something, and didn't get it, then you feel even more disappointed. But whatever. The guy who didn't give you what you asked for was probably a dick anyways.

Frustrating

It keeps pissing me off that creativity always strikes me at the wrong time. I'm in the middle of doing my homework (only a sophomore in high school) and when I am actually trying to get something accomplished, I happen to stumble upon a really good chord progression, or a cool new style of art that I never would have thought of before. Of course I have to finish the assignment (which I rarely do by the way), so my mind switches to it for a split second, and BAM, I forgot that chord. It's not like I am going to go anywhere with music, in fact, my life would probably be better off down the road if I actually got some assignments done, but if i was just able to finish that chord progression, and find where it would have gone, I wouldn't loose sleep over trying to remember those chords. and when I finally do remember those chords, I forgot what I was trying to do with them, with the beat, and what style I was going for and stuff.
Another thing that pisses me off about this is that creativity also only strikes into the deep night. Let me tell you, it is really annoying to play those chord progressions out to see if they even sound good, only to play so softly that you can't even hear it yourself (and yet people still bang on your wall and tell you to keep the noise down and that they're trying to sleep). Then when you come back to those chords in the morning, they don't even sound good anymore and you're not sure if you're even playing the right chords anymore. Can anyone else relate to what I'm talking about here?

(I've never really been good at writing stuff, but I'm giving it a shot, so please, tips on how to improve my writing style are encouraged, that is if anyone cares to read this)