Cereal Etiquette

There are certain things one must do to eat cereal properly. Here is a list because I'm too lazy to write a paragraph:

1. The cereal goes into the bowl before the milk.

2. Get all of the cereal wet before eating it.

3. Use a spoon to eat all of your cereal. When it gets down to just one flake/puff/whatever, that is where the fun begins.

4. Be sure to scrape all of the extra flakes that get stuck on the side, back into the bowl so that they can be consumed.

5. After you have eaten all of the cereal, drop the spoon, and drink the milk by lifting the bowl to your face. I have witnessed someone attempting to spoon all of the milk out. It was not pretty.

6. Feel free to lick the extra sugar off of the bottom of the bowl when you are done. If someone yells at you and tells you that it is disgusting, they are just jealous that they do not have the privilege to do what you are.