Thursday, July 31, 2008

Whatever, man.

I don't really have anything to post about at the moment, but for some reason, some force compelled me to write something. This post does not, should not, and would not have a reason. Why not? I feel that it should not. Some people may contradict me. Whatever, man.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Sleep

I need to get back into a regular sleep pattern or camp next week is gonna suck. I know this has been happening to my friends as well, but I haven't been going to sleep until late, and if you look at the time I posted this, it was like 1:30. I probably won't fall asleep until about 3, and then I'll probably wake up sometime between 12 and 3. At camp, you have to wake up at 7 for breakfast, which will not be good if I don't start to regulate my sleep pattern. That will leave me at most 7 hours of sleep (doubtful) and the human body needs like 9 hours of sleep to be at its full potential. Aaaaaaand here comes the headache.

I hate having an awesome dream and then forgetting it. You know that your dream was awesome but you just can't place exactly what it was. I also like dreaming in different styles. Like I'm pretty sure I dreamed in a graphic novel style last night (or rather this afternoon, he he).

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Cereal Etiquette

There are certain things one must do to eat cereal properly. Here is a list because I'm too lazy to write a paragraph:

1. The cereal goes into the bowl before the milk.

2. Get all of the cereal wet before eating it.

3. Use a spoon to eat all of your cereal. When it gets down to just one flake/puff/whatever, that is where the fun begins.

4. Be sure to scrape all of the extra flakes that get stuck on the side, back into the bowl so that they can be consumed.

5. After you have eaten all of the cereal, drop the spoon, and drink the milk by lifting the bowl to your face. I have witnessed someone attempting to spoon all of the milk out. It was not pretty.

6. Feel free to lick the extra sugar off of the bottom of the bowl when you are done. If someone yells at you and tells you that it is disgusting, they are just jealous that they do not have the privilege to do what you are.