Beetle VS Tank

Would you rather have:

A 4 foot tall Stag Beetle that is tame, and does whatever you want (and you can ride it, it can fly etc.)

or

An M1 A1 Abrams TANK that is hydrogen powered and has a huge lazer cannon.



Please reply with your choice, and who you think would win.

Endless Cycles

Endless cycles are an amazing thing. For the long run anyways. And I am talking about food. Like peanut butter and fluff* sandwiches. Everybody always uses more fluff than peanut butter, leaving there to be like a quarter jar of peanut butter left, but no fluff. This sucks at the moment, because you don't have enough fluff for another sandwich. But, the next time you go shopping, you buy fluff, and low and behold, a week later, you have the same problem over again, no PB and too much fluff. And we've all tried fluff sandwiches, and they're always only good about three times, until they start to make you sick. I have also heard of this happening with nachos and cheese.**

*The word fluff is one of the best words used in the English language. the word itself looks and sounds awesome.

**http://www.xkcd.com/140/

Re: Birthdays

I got the best game ever for my birthday. Lawnmower Racing Mania 2007. See, you can get awesome gifts that you don't ask for!

(By the way, if you don't believe me, look it up, its a real game)

Birthdays

I hate it when people ask you what you want for your birthday. I don't know! I mean, neither do they, but I feel almost offended that they haven't picked up on my personality at all to maybe think of what I might like.
Also, I always feel more emotional when I do get something that I did want, but didn't ask for it. The giver also feels better because they know that they have made someone happy and that they know someone well enough to get them what they wanted. Though, there are also the disappointments of not getting what you want, but you can suck it up. Plus, if you did ask for something, and didn't get it, then you feel even more disappointed. But whatever. The guy who didn't give you what you asked for was probably a dick anyways.

Frustrating

It keeps pissing me off that creativity always strikes me at the wrong time. I'm in the middle of doing my homework (only a sophomore in high school) and when I am actually trying to get something accomplished, I happen to stumble upon a really good chord progression, or a cool new style of art that I never would have thought of before. Of course I have to finish the assignment (which I rarely do by the way), so my mind switches to it for a split second, and BAM, I forgot that chord. It's not like I am going to go anywhere with music, in fact, my life would probably be better off down the road if I actually got some assignments done, but if i was just able to finish that chord progression, and find where it would have gone, I wouldn't loose sleep over trying to remember those chords. and when I finally do remember those chords, I forgot what I was trying to do with them, with the beat, and what style I was going for and stuff.
Another thing that pisses me off about this is that creativity also only strikes into the deep night. Let me tell you, it is really annoying to play those chord progressions out to see if they even sound good, only to play so softly that you can't even hear it yourself (and yet people still bang on your wall and tell you to keep the noise down and that they're trying to sleep). Then when you come back to those chords in the morning, they don't even sound good anymore and you're not sure if you're even playing the right chords anymore. Can anyone else relate to what I'm talking about here?

(I've never really been good at writing stuff, but I'm giving it a shot, so please, tips on how to improve my writing style are encouraged, that is if anyone cares to read this)