Toothpaste

It always sucks to get toothpaste on your shirt early in the morning. You have this white little spot on your shirt, and people make crude remarks at you. The when you wet your finger, and try to smear the spot out, you have only smeared around the white stain more, and now that white spot is wet. Which leads to more crude remarks.

Time

I think that time might move more quickly in my head than in other peoples. Nothing seems like just yesterday, just yesterday seems more like a week a go, and last week, might have been better off as last year. My friend has this theory that as your life goes on, time seems to move faster because one second might take up less and less of a percentage of your life. For example, when you're ten, one year constitutes as 10% of your life, whereas when your 50, one year is only a mere 2% of your life. My point is, make your seconds count, because they get shorter, and shorter, as you get older, and older.

Flipflops

Camo flipflops do not disguise you, nor do you look any cooler for wearing them. You might as well be wearing flopflips. Flipflops are ok, but sometimes it is worth the extra effort to put shoes on (maybe even socks). Also, no one like a barefoot person walking around thier house, so put something on the bottom of your feet, be it duct tape or whatever. And remember, only some people can pull off wearing flipflops, and chances are you are not one of those people, especially if you own a pair of camo flipflops. Flipflops are not meant to be comfortable, but also are not meant to skin your feet. If they have a squishy bottom, they are not flip flops, they are a squishy sole with a strap that happens to go between your toes. I could only imagine the person who would own a pair of squishy soled "flipflops" with a camo design on them.

Vocals

Vocals can make or break a song. Break more time than make. Which is really too bad because there are many good songs out there that are just horrible because of the vocals that go along with them. For example, I enjoy country music, but a lot of times the singer just sounds like a dying cow. It completely ruins the song for me. Vocals also define a bands style (mostly), which is also too bad because there are many bands out there that are excellent, all except their vocalist, which in turn, just ruins the band. Don't get me wrong there are many great vocalists out there that are a great addition to their bands (Randy Bachman, Freddie Mercury, James Brown, etc.) But vocalists should be able to change style, in order to introduce variety into their music, which just is not happening nowadays.

Whatever, man.

I don't really have anything to post about at the moment, but for some reason, some force compelled me to write something. This post does not, should not, and would not have a reason. Why not? I feel that it should not. Some people may contradict me. Whatever, man.

Sleep

I need to get back into a regular sleep pattern or camp next week is gonna suck. I know this has been happening to my friends as well, but I haven't been going to sleep until late, and if you look at the time I posted this, it was like 1:30. I probably won't fall asleep until about 3, and then I'll probably wake up sometime between 12 and 3. At camp, you have to wake up at 7 for breakfast, which will not be good if I don't start to regulate my sleep pattern. That will leave me at most 7 hours of sleep (doubtful) and the human body needs like 9 hours of sleep to be at its full potential. Aaaaaaand here comes the headache.

I hate having an awesome dream and then forgetting it. You know that your dream was awesome but you just can't place exactly what it was. I also like dreaming in different styles. Like I'm pretty sure I dreamed in a graphic novel style last night (or rather this afternoon, he he).

Cereal Etiquette

There are certain things one must do to eat cereal properly. Here is a list because I'm too lazy to write a paragraph:

1. The cereal goes into the bowl before the milk.

2. Get all of the cereal wet before eating it.

3. Use a spoon to eat all of your cereal. When it gets down to just one flake/puff/whatever, that is where the fun begins.

4. Be sure to scrape all of the extra flakes that get stuck on the side, back into the bowl so that they can be consumed.

5. After you have eaten all of the cereal, drop the spoon, and drink the milk by lifting the bowl to your face. I have witnessed someone attempting to spoon all of the milk out. It was not pretty.

6. Feel free to lick the extra sugar off of the bottom of the bowl when you are done. If someone yells at you and tells you that it is disgusting, they are just jealous that they do not have the privilege to do what you are.